30 Teams, One Sentence|NBA Power Ranking Week 4

Another week of NBA, another week of sentences. Let’s start with the pic of the week. A Picture of the NEW SF of Philadelphia Jimmy THE SAVAGE Butler.
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30.Cleveland Cavaliers(30): I’m gonna fill sorry when Zion wastes his carreer there.
29.Washington Wizards(29): FINALLY ANOTHER WIN, Part II.
28.Phoenix Suns(26): Almost had there biggest win of the season.
27.New York Knicks(27): Who is the best player?
26.Dallas Mavericks(25): Doncic is ROTY.
25.Atlanta Hawks(22): Trey Young is ROTY said JR Smith to Collin Sexton.
24.Minnesota Timberwolves(13):Yall finally traded him, But for nothing. When you could have had JOSH RICHARDSON, KELLY OLYNK AND A FIRST ROUND PICK. OR YOU COULD HAVE HAD FUCKING 4, LET ME REPEAT 4 FIRST ROUND PICKS. BUT NO YOU WANTED MORE THAN THAT. BUT IN THE END YOU GOT DARIO AN GOOD YOUNG PLAYER. AND ROBERT COVINGTON A GREAT 6TH MAN AND AVERAGE STARTER. YOU ARE TRASH ORGANIZATION. AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE NEXT 30 YEARS. WITH TRASH WIGGINS AND BITCH TOWNS. I usally write one sentence, But I hate poorly run organizations. But Jimmy your free.
23.Chicago Bulls(24): Zach GOOD, Parker BAD.
22.Orlando Magic(28): That dunk doe.
21.Miami Heat(17): Congrats on your kid Wade.
20.Brooklyn Nets(19): Spencer Dinwiddie is STILL the GOAT.
19.Detroit Pistons(20): Are they good or bad?
18.Houston Rockets(21): Well that was quick.
17.Los Angeles Lakers(23): They might make the 9th seed this year.
16.Charlotte Hornets(16): Miles Bridges Dunk Contest Confirm?
15.Memphis Grizzlies(18): Mike Conley deserves at least one all star game.
14.Sacramento Kings(11): I seriously enjoy the kings.
13.LA Clippers(12): GOOD.
12.New Orleans Pelicans(6): Not on thee best of tracks right now.
11.Utah Jazz(10): Joe Ingles is the best average Joe.
10.Indiana Pacers(8): Still Sleep.
9.Oklahoma City Thunder(15): I proud of OKC.
8.Philadelphia 76ers:(14): Well It might be a wrap in the east.
7.Boston Celtics(5): Kyrie should shave more often.
6.San Antonio Spurs(9): I was sleeping on the Spurs.
5.Portland Trail Blazers(7): Second best record in the west.
4.Denver Nuggets(4): JAMAL MURRAY.
3.Milwaukee Bucks(3): Gannis dunked on Greece.
2.Golden State Warriors(1):  2 for probably a week.
1.Toronto Raptors(2): Best in the league for the week.
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Author: Dez Polycarpe

An A&M Guy. Head of the Saké Clan.

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